Nonsensical And Fantabulous

Nothing is real anymore.

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fwips:

“Oh hey that artist is amazing oh they’re younger than me by a lot oh”

“Oh that really cute and funny person is talking with the person i like oh”

“Oh that person is so much prettier then me oh they called themselves ugly oh”

Just another day of being jealous on the internet. 

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psiioniicsexual:

seiz0n-senryaku:

Added the picture of what the laugh was in reference to because it makes all the more creepier and ridiculous, but I could picture uu laughing like this all the same.

uu headcanon voice forever

Omgkjsdlkgslkdjsd THIS

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public-anemone: delirious-bugnasty: justlikesoup: theflapperfactor: Your Digital Flapper Dictionary Terms and Useful Phrases That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet! I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle! A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated) That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly! A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed Beer   -   Giggle Water Legs   -   Gams Boobs  -  Ninny Pies Rich Person   -   an egg The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels! That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees! Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks! That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas! Classy   -   Swanky I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get! Time to update my vocabulary. omg i know like all of these from history class

public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

omg i know like all of these from history class

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Replace a word from a movie with “gay sex”

spacecanine:

wrexie:

reidobiwa:

tiger-festival:

chandeluresinitaly:

italys-ovaries:

andreeeeeeeeeee:

thexdoorsxofxperception:

schim:

Finding Gay Sex

Gay Sex: Paint It White

The Gay Sex

A Street Car Named Gay Sex

Howl’s Gay Sex

Tales of Vesperia ~The Gay Sex~

Spirited Gay Sex

The Gay Sex Club

How to Train Your Gay Sex
The Secret World of Gay Sex
Paranormal Gay Sex 3 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gay Sex.

HA

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luki-hozuki:

dreamereternal:

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snapesdoepatronus:

Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.

ALWAYS REBLOG

AMAZING!

I know this off by heart omg

OMFG how in the world have I NOT SEEN THIS

Draco’s a tool c:

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J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather.

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rose-raindrop:

consultingtimelorddemonhunter:

delaneykate:

gingerbatch-addict:

I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

NO….
NO

WHY 

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Fandoms are special. We squeal, freak out, and cry together. One day in the future, you might just be working in your 9-to-5 office, lazing away the day. Something will spark in your memory, and you’ll type in that familiar URL. The blogs you never unfollowed will be untouched and pristine on your dash. Many of your friends have grown up as well, but you still can’t help but look at all the people you used to talk to all those years ago. Things will come flooding back, and you’ll remember those years spent on your computer, laughing and yelling and agreeing as people just went crazy. You’ll remember those nights you spent up all night with your friend, talking about the traits of a certain character, or how great it would be if this or that happened. You’ll recall those awesome blogs you always admired. You’ll feel a brief moment of nostalgia. You’ll click back to your dash- it’s empty now. Without a moment’s hesitation, you’ll go and type out, “Hey, is anyone out there?”, and just like all those years ago, you’ll eagerly await a response.

water-tribe-korra:

MY FANDOM FEELS 

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